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Toddled on to see this much awaited film courtesy of www.movies.ie (i fully reccomend you get your butt over there and register for all the movie goodness they have to offer!). I hope it just isn’t my warped sense of humour but i firmly believe if you are not hurting from laughter from the opening scenes in this film there really is something wrong with you!

The film is about a handful of actors (and their egos) are thrown into a battlefield / action film and they believe it’s purely acting but when people start blowing up and actors are getting ransomed the comedy of this film really turns up a notch.

The characters played by Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise make this film for me.

Ah dont read the script dammit, script reads me. .

Not gonna bother commenting on the whole use of the ‘R’ bomb in the particular scene. Obviously there are people who have their own individual reasons for not wanting to see the film, and that’s fine. To me the film surpassed all of what ended up being a small enough portion of the film.

I would reckon this film is one to watch in the cinema. I’ve never been in a screening where so many people laughed so hard and together at what was happening on screen.

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You really couldn’t dream this stuff up if you tried! I suppose these things work off supply and demand but the wording on Amazon listed by the supplier is crazy!

Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men

Product Description
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

WTF is “Bat Wing” syndrome? In the military there is something commonly known as ‘the wolf’ but even wiki didn’t know what the bat wing is!

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We all know one or two of these people, people who have totally no idea about booze but throw around these pretentious descriptions of ‘woody’ and ‘fruity’ like they were the love child of Oz Clarke and Jilly Goolden (minx).

When you speak, speak slowly, as though you’re coming to a conclusion. Then break out with it.

“I taste a hint of blackberry just at the finish.”

Either people will agree with you, or they won’t. If they agree with you, great! They don’t taste shit, either. You can now tell them you’re catching a splash of Strawberry Go-Gurt in the fourth and down, and they’ll just nod and stare. You have bolloxed a bunch of clueless snobs; take a bow!

If they don’t agree, then frown a little. They won’t ever say, “Bullshit! You fucker!” Instead, they’ll say, “Really? I don’t taste that….”

Legend.

The Ferret has 5 steps in total and will make you smile!

This weekend i will be mostly sipping on my budweiser and declaring how it eminates of tangy cheddar and really expunges the pallette

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Come on admit it, apart from the cute pudgy aspect, babies should really worry about their appearance more. Playschool can be vicious for a toddler if they don’t go in with the right approach and you certainly don’t want your baby being bullied by some other 18 month old chubbster…appearance is everything, or so they’d have you believe!

Are you tired of sympathetic compliments like these?

“Your baby is sort of cute. Is it sick? Because it looks so sick and pale.”
“I think that your baby should probably see a doctor.”
“My God, its like your baby has no skin at all. I’m so sorry about your pale, hideous baby”

If it’s on t’internet…it must be true!

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Context IS everything.