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Hmm a site that see’s that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, that every cloud does infact have a silver and plantinum lining! Site’s like this make me sad. I wish i had’ve found it around Valentines day thought – darnit!
Basically put, you save up the x3.5 your monthly wage. Buy the ring. Think of how to propose. Fly her to Paris. Que to go up the Eifell Tower. Ask the question your so nervous about. She says no. SHIT. But what does one do with the expensive bit of coal you have in your póca?
A site that matches people who are looking to sell engagement rings they no longer need or want with buyers who are in the market for a great deal. A home for people to share their relationship disasters or successes, vent about their ex’s or rave about their newly single sex, provide tips on surviving a breakup or tips on how to do the breaking up and much, much more.
Good rule of thumb when buying 6 grand worth of diamond rings off the t’interweb. Go to a site that doesn’t offer a free ipod OR run Google Ads eh 
Would probably top the age old favourite of the blowing up a condom over your head ANY day of the week and twice on Sunday!
Personally, i’m a kinda gel the hair, shower n shave every day kinda guy. My lady in waiting extends her beautification process to maybe a dab of SanTropez if the lighting is poor but that’s it. (edit she’s beautiful enough as it is) so when i see a guy out who’s completely taken the metrosexual thing a BIT too far, fair game, your gonna get laughed at. But not any more. Anyone I have ever seen, literally PALES in comparison to these guys.
Pouting, Posing, More Pouting
Rule no. 1 in Show Bizzzness is never date a man with bigger cleavage than you. But a close second is standing beside two really pasty guys when you’ve drunk a gallon of fake tan.
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They are scheduling the shut down of their entire booking system from 10pm on Friday, 22 February and 11pm on the following Monday.
‘We have already taken significant additional advance bookings, and will take more after the shutdown, which will ensure that bookings, loads and financial results will be unaffected.’
I’m gonna just put it out there and suggest that Mr. O’Leary is doing it for publicity. Wanker.
So at best your struggling to conjure up ideas about what to get your loved one this Valentines Day. For any females viewing, let me speak for the males and say your boyfriend would LOVE this. Who doesn’t want a squiddy arm?? Plus it has many plus sides for the lady:
- No more annoying groping
- If you get fed up of his advances just stick him to a clear surface and walk off
- NO other girls will dare advance on your fella once he’s wearing a green tentacle arm
While we’ve been using our primitive, apelike arms like a bunch of jerks, the squids of the world have been clutching their prey with their superior tentacles and laughing at us. Until now! For the first time, you can have tentacles of your very own. Equipped with suction cups and plenty of creepy greenness.
It practically sells itself! And ideal for anyone who is currently suffering from chicken pox. Just buy two so scratching is out the window! For $15 it’s a steal!
I’l be honest, I’m not the pyjama type. I saw this first in the Metro paper and just laughed. The models just looked like 2 sperms looking for better aero-dynamics.
These are the pyjamas the Travel Lodge will be providing to customers after they received complaints of either being too hot or too cold. I dont know about you but if i were in a hotel room, be it on my own or with a partner there is no way on earth i’d worm my way into one of these jump suits. (maybe if i was drunk enough)
The pyjamas have been developed for Travelodge, the hotel chain, which carried out a survey to discover what kept people awake.
The study surveyed 3,000 adults and found that 23 per cent suffer from itchy nightclothes, which stops them from getting a good night’s sleep.
Being too hot or cold is a common complaint, with 66 per cent confirming that their body temperature changes constantly throughout the night, which affects their sleep pattern.
They actually looks as if they’ve been designed so that they don’t have to clean the bedsheets afterwards or to literally stop the bed bugs biting! Would you trust a hotel that you had to dress up like a forensic detective at a homocide scene just in order to be the correct temperature?
The guy who pulled this job must be thinkin he’s safe as houses if this is all they have to go on! “Eh i know a guy who kinda looks like him but like not really”
The Royal Thai Police have released the sketch of a man suspected of stealing 200,000 baht from the Ladprao branch of the Government Savings Bank (GSB) in Bangkok several weeks ago.
The sketch is accurate because the robber wore a motor cycle helmet while robbing the bank.
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Sometimes people just baffle me.
The nation seems to be swept up with some little runt who appeared on My Super Sweet 16 on MTV recently. Ya know? The show that rail-roads their parents into spending shit loads of money on ungrateful brats by putting together parties and events that Bob Geldof would himself struggle to organise!
I first heard of this in November when Lorcan’s dad appeared on Matt Coopers Last Word and even the dad sounded like a tool of the highest order, couple that with Marr not knowing what the fuck a sweet sixteen was at all or who ‘mmm teee veee’ were. Link below to actually watch the show, now bear in mind the normal american version is cringing and funny, this is sick as its an irish teenager acting the diva.
you know what i did when i was sixteen? huh? I WENT BOWLING! and i fucking well enjoyed it!
The little tyke has a bebo page tracked down by mulley himself. In the photos section i was drawn to comments on a particular photo, i think this comment is priceless!
Tickle-My-Clit said… 18 hours ago
How u managed to embaress an entire country in a meer 30 minutes of tv i doubt i will ever understand……. How u acted was both childish and imature. Your parents i would imagine are both shocked and apauled at your behavoir on national television. You have cast aspersions on ireland as a country and depicted the once idolized irish people in an unimaginable fasion. This in my opinion is absalutly deplourable. I hope you are happy for both embaressing your fellow citizens and dragging your countries name through the dirt…… If you ever see me i would strongly advise you to run away in the opposite direction as i am deeply angered from the shame which you have brought apon this country.
Well “Tickle-My-Clit” you may have a point! However true i might say that all of the above is true, I think this guy needs to invest in spell-check! After running this through Google’s Translate programe i could only decipher some of it, best of luck if your having trouble understanding it!
At least we now know that the Northern Bank money went to a good cause. Lorcan in my view is whats wrong with this country. That and the health system.
I mean what have the romans ever done for us eh
Lorcans Bebo
Watch when MTV visited Ireland
Art has many forms to street jugglers to painters to musicians, sand drawers might not be up there but just take a look at some of the master pieces this guy is turning out. They look spectacular from the air.
Jim Denevan makes freehand drawings in sand. At low tide on wide beaches Jim searches the shore for a wave tossed stick. After finding a good stick and composing himself in the near and far environment Jim draws– laboring up to 7 hours and walking as many as 30 miles. The resulting sand drawing is made entirely freehand w/ no measuring aids whatsoever.
Stickmen would be as far as my artistic measure would go but i would be seriously pissed if i’d spent 7 hours dragging a stick around the sand just for the tide to come in and spoil the jaysus thing!
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