Aww ! Who’s the mother with her young son and daughter one might ask? Ne’er a sight of the father one might say? The tyke on the left IS the poxy father! Aged 13 he is the a brand new daddy of 4 day old Maisie.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Am i the ONLY one who thinks this is just crazy??? I know half ya’ll are thinkin fair play to the skin for dippin the wick so young wha’

What were you up to when you were 13?

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I had always toyed with the idea of getting a tattoo along the way but the whole permanent thing just did never sit well with me. I don’t wanna be sitting there aged 60 with a ed norton style swastika that was on my chest swinging around my ankles but another reason is I would be completely afraid of this shit happening. Gettin some bone head idiot completely miss spelling what i wanted would be another primary reason i would give it a pass. I’ve seen too many of those ‘no no its the chinese symbol for free spirit’ when clearly it more like resembles egg fried rice down the local curry shop!

I wonder can you actually sue someone if they did this to you? I mean in all fairness you’d be there when it happened so you’d be as much of a bone head as them.

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You really couldn’t dream this stuff up if you tried! I suppose these things work off supply and demand but the wording on Amazon listed by the supplier is crazy!

Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men

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Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

WTF is “Bat Wing” syndrome? In the military there is something commonly known as ‘the wolf’ but even wiki didn’t know what the bat wing is!

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This is clearly one of those, too much time on your hand kinda sites. Granted it’s in German or something but its Ronseal! Dude buys the meals and compares the final product to what is actually produced. Some of them just look nasty but would be a 43 year old batchelors wet dream!

Coming soon to a LIDL (brand quality only shitter cheaper) near you!

Le Royal with cheese anyone?

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ah go on it’s Friday isn’t it. . .

Laugh, and then some. . .

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One of the most important questions asked while organising or booking a holiday in any part of the world these days is

“Will i get Aids in this country?”

And a close second to that would be, ‘How much is it going to cost me to get completely trollied off my face’? Well someone on the wide expansys of the interweb has heard your calling and has put together a site that collects the prices of your average pint in various countries around the world.

Pint Price is a database of World Beer Prices. Use this site to find the best watering nation. Pint Price has also been described as an important economic iindicator… Help us complete the beer price database!

Good in theory you might say but what it actually is is a walter mitty’s guide to acting like shane mcgowan in a meth clinic, bottom line , a fucking disgrace!

The price of a pint in Ireland varies drastically from 1.85 euros to over a tenner. . horse flaps and toffee tosh is what i say to that! A nice idea, a nice site, just abused.

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For every motor cycle enthusiast, if it isn’t enough that you get soaked and have to take 2 pairs of everything every where you travel to and not to mention the fact that everyone hates you because you hog lanes on the M50 and in the rear view mirror you actually look like one of those Traffic Corps Gardai, well this should surely make you the king of your peers!

“They are latex rubber covers that you fit on your open face helmet to make you look very different. They turn heads, create  comments & lots of smiles….and frighten old ladies, especially if worn with a skull fleece facemask and dark goggles.

Touch wood you get into an RTA and the emergency services have to surgically remove this stupid addition from your face. . .

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