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Hairyfish is a compilation of the worst and best on the web. It is sometimes personal, sometimes funny, but never late.
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Hairyfish is a compilation of the worst and best on the web. It is sometimes personal, sometimes funny, but never late.
If you enjoy slacks as much as i do, feel free to leave a comment.
Ben
I wonder how she handled her battle against twelve euro
rofl. That 12 euro is an evil bastard.
Dying to know what happens
Ben, this isn’t funny. Bad taste jokes like this just spread like cancer.
‘The Story about my battle against €12′… the chorusline number for ‘Jade… The Musical”
I think it refers to an incident back in 2007. Jade had just returned from a holiday in Spain when she realised she had €12 remaining in coins. Thus began a gripping and action packed number of hours in which Jade attempted to get to the Bureau de Change and get money for ciggies before her kids (who were being held hostage in a warehouse by Madeleine McCann’s parents), were killed. Along the way, she met a dignified cop, three days from retirement, played by Morgan Freeman, who had a mission of his own. He reliably informed her, “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit” as they both hurled themselves away from an exploding oil tanker
That better be going onto Failblog!
You got me scared. For a moment I thought that was the true story of somebody’s battle against Jade.
I’m quite shocked at how long it took me to realise what the joke was…
“THE STORY OF MY BATTLE AGAINST JADE, FOREVER IN MY HEART”
Perhaps it is a harrowing story of a man who allowed Jade to enter into his heart and now he can’t get the damn woman out of there.
If I were her I would have shaved the kids heads too.. would make for a really interesting book cover
Oh goody. Another Jade joke. Just what the world needed.
Des.
Leave.
Now.
Ben this is just bad taste.
Things like this make baby Jesus cry – I mean €12 – sure we all know how it ends.
Had i a prize for comment that made me squee the most it would have to go to Le Blanc. But i don’t. So i’ll just see you all in hell.
In next weeks edition…
‘Katy French Origami Basics – how to roll up a 50 euro note’
Hell will do just fine thanks Ben