I can only compare this film to the first time i actually used Cillit Bang. I had seen the Adverts, had seen what it could do but didn’t believe it. Then I used it and was shocked, nay amazed. As blown away as much as a cleaning product will blow away a twenty something young male, this film blew me away and will blow you A-WAY.
I had always toyed with the idea of getting a tattoo along the way but the whole permanent thing just did never sit well with me. I don’t wanna be sitting there aged 60 with a ed norton style swastika that was on my chest swinging around my ankles but another reason is I would be completely afraid of this shit happening. Gettin some bone head idiot completely miss spelling what i wanted would be another primary reason i would give it a pass. I’ve seen too many of those ‘no no its the chinese symbol for free spirit’ when clearly it more like resembles egg fried rice down the local curry shop!
I wonder can you actually sue someone if they did this to you? I mean in all fairness you’d be there when it happened so you’d be as much of a bone head as them.
You really couldn’t dream this stuff up if you tried! I suppose these things work off supply and demand but the wording on Amazon listed by the supplier is crazy!
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Product Description
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WTF is “Bat Wing” syndrome? In the military there is something commonly known as ‘the wolf’ but even wiki didn’t know what the bat wing is!
We all know one or two of these people, people who have totally no idea about booze but throw around these pretentious descriptions of ‘woody’ and ‘fruity’ like they were the love child of Oz Clarke and Jilly Goolden (minx).
When you speak, speak slowly, as though you’re coming to a conclusion. Then break out with it.
“I taste a hint of blackberry just at the finish.”
Either people will agree with you, or they won’t. If they agree with you, great! They don’t taste shit, either. You can now tell them you’re catching a splash of Strawberry Go-Gurt in the fourth and down, and they’ll just nod and stare. You have bolloxed a bunch of clueless snobs; take a bow!
If they don’t agree, then frown a little. They won’t ever say, “Bullshit! You fucker!” Instead, they’ll say, “Really? I don’t taste that….”
Legend.
The Ferret has 5 steps in total and will make you smile!
This weekend i will be mostly sipping on my budweiser and declaring how it eminates of tangy cheddar and really expunges the pallette
I don’t know what’s more upseting, seen the Lois character and realising she’s not as smouldering as her on screen cartoon character but seeing them do the voice is just well weird!
This is clearly one of those, too much time on your hand kinda sites. Granted it’s in German or something but its Ronseal! Dude buys the meals and compares the final product to what is actually produced. Some of them just look nasty but would be a 43 year old batchelors wet dream!
Coming soon to a LIDL (brand quality only shitter cheaper) near you!
Today is the day I officially park up the milk float until the next time! I feel strangely like I have just starred in one of those ‘job swap’ annoying bullshit programmes on telly but with less of the Z-list celebrity status and with a hint more sleep deprevation. Having successfully pushed a desk for the greater part of my career it is a bit of variety getting out and about to do a touch of manual labour, just to see how the other side live obviously.
Being out from 9pm until 6 am you see a lot of things that you would take for granted normally. The city really does have this buzz in the early morning time that in a way is much more palletable than the normal hustle of the day. Most of the readers of this would have only experienced this time of the night in Dublin City center whilst partaking in the walk of shame or the stagger home and it’s only through sober eyes that you appreciate how many drunks shuttle in and around the city on any given night. That and taxi’s, the capital is flooded with taxi’s and drunks. The yellow lights on the roof swarm in bunches of 4 and more like they’re in a race to pick up their next cloudy minded punter.
Before
After
Running around dropping the milk at people’s door is really a dying tradition, with doorstep delivery only accounting for a little over 1% of milk sales it’s a novelty aswell as a profession for the remaining few who brave the cold temperatures and the limited radio programming. It does come with it’s small satisfactions, knowing people will be getting out of bed in the coming hours and having fresh milk or orange juice on their doorstep to have their breakfast, to kick start their day while I have already finished mine.
The business does come with it’s downsides however, the darkness and the wee hours brings out the worst of everyone, sober or not. Traffic signals don’t apply to taxi drivers after the hours of 1am, regardless of the rest of the traffic that is obeying that whole stop and go system that was invented many moons ago. There is a lot of suspect people lurking about, casing out houses for easy hits. I actually saw a guy walking up an entire street just trying the door handles on every car he passed, not what you would call a seasoned criminal but it’s like playing the slot machines, your bound to get a winner eventually!
Now that it’s finished I am happy that I will get my routine back on track and look forward to some sleep over the weekend but there is a part of me that did really enjoy being out and about. It’s a weird buzz but there is a feel good factor that goes with being awake and working when the rest of the world is sleeping. Driving through an estate in a very built up part of Glasnevin at 3.45am a fox ran into the road about 20 metres ahead of me. Immediately stopping the van, the fox stopped dead in its tracks in the middle of the road and looked dead pan at me maybe for a second or two. He then scurried away into the nearby bush but for me that made the whole week worth it.
Now i wouldn’t usually do this and maybe its the old grumpy bastard but i sincerely hope everyone who goes to Oxegen 2008 gets pissed on from a height
A lifetime ago I went to Witnness Festival in god knows where and it poured rain for the whole of the first day, the second day in my wrecked jeans (before it was fashion to have wrecked jeans) and borrowed tee from AlanMack i staggered around after completely making a disaster of myself at the free Guinness tent. I was completely abandoned by the crew with some stranger in the Guinness Compliments tent who had some allergy to wheat or some jazz so i bagged his free pints and he seemed to follow me around for the remainder of the day like a loyal puppy!
Fun times. Happy times. Times not to be rememberd.
I went to see this movie on it’s preview night last week, fairly sure it was the first night it was opening on and ever expecting it to be fairly packed we decided to book tickets online just to assure that we got a look in. My how wrong we could have been, I’ve been to many of the pre-launch previews and they are always packed but I would easily estimate there were 20 people in the #1 screen in omni. More spreadage space I says as I undid the belt a couple notches and started on nourishing popcorn feast for one!
I had seen the trailers for this film and had seen Will Smith being interviewed on the Johnathon Woss show and it had sealed the deal. I loved the twist they put on the super hero character by making him an alcoholic layabout. It starts with all the same style gags you see in the trailer and Will Smith plays the character brilliantly.
These gag moments won’t make the film on their own, the plot has to take a turn at some stage and when it does it shifts to an unexpected avenue. In my view this is where the film is a let down. It shifts too drastically form a hillarious goof plot to a romantic buzz theme that just doesn’t keep you interested. In my view there was a lot of scope to develop Will Smith’s character a lot more than was done.
In a year where there haven’t been a lot of decent mainstream films out it would be worth a trip to the cinema but don’t expect too much from the second half of the movie.
A quick post to test both the Sites Feed and well just to get to grips with the new version of Wordpress. Yes I am months behind the rest of the world, yes i did pay the price!
Muchos kudos and thanks to Anthony for helping me with parking the blog and setup and domain. The guy really went beyond the call of duty to help! Leg. End.
Loving the new theme if i don’t say so myself but it will be a while before i get it completely the way i want so things may chop and change for the future.
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