The photo is proof to Alexia that boats don’t like Ben as much as Ben doesn’t like boats. Not one of my proud moments. But a worthwhile photo none the less. For everyone else, the short story behind this was that i didn’t move my rear end from my seat on this “booze cruise” in Gran Canaria for 9.5 hours. ouch.
Enough of that. Thanks for everyone who had the patience to me spout on tonight.
Muchos Kudos and respect goes to the following.
Anthony for trying to big pimp the iTouch. The only sad thing was i didn’t get to rob it. i want one. You have one. I want yours.
Alexia For listening. Laughing. Talking. Drinking. Listening. Listening. Listening.
Tony, no erm Dan , Dave no Darren . If you hadn’t of stayed it would’ve been the most lonely A.A. meeting i’ve ever been to. Thanks for the tour of your office and much needed H20. Thanks for suggesting the more up market of Abrakebabras. Hot nuts and much love for your phone. Name your price.
Some people you nudge and say “eh is that eh red mum? no no i can’t just go up and say hi“. Have planned the shout out to my “fan” from liverpool.
For anyone else Mr Sam etc. and for the kind people who we bumped into who had fleeced elly’s balloon. Thanks. Hello. And Goodnight.
Yes i do go red easily. It gets worse when you talk about it. Yes i look better in black and white. No I’m not hyper. It’s because i’m fair haired at the front. No my left side does not smell. No i don’t have a camp PA. No i didn’t get rick rolled. Yes i did do a shot of mickey finns in my eye. No it was not my 12th birthday.
You’re only as young as the man your feeling,
“I’m Cathal O”Searcaigh”
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It’s reported that Alexander Bichkov, nicknamed as the ‘Russian Rambo’ has been killed in a shootout with police. Standing at 6 foot 7″ he was a real life warrior who lived in a secluded forest for 20 years (those M3 / Hill of Tara hippies should’ve had this lad on their side!) since the cold war came to an end.
Local police were afraid to set foot in the wooded area he was known to patrol for fear of being captured. He carried with him no less than two shotguns (one would NEVER be enough) and a home-made pistol! HOME MADE PISTOL! If i even tried to make a home made sling shot i would end up maming myself!
Terrified local police refused to go into the woods to hunt him down ever since he captured a local commander while out hunting and held him at gunpoint for hours before freeing him and then disappearing into the trees.
Even after he burned down 30 holiday homes in the area belonging to rich Muscovites, police refused to pursue the man they dubbed “Rambo”, after the popular action-film hero played by Sylvester Stallone, who was skilled in weaponry and survival.
And they say Hollywood movies don’t effect real life, or is this they other way around. Ya know how all those 65 Rocky movies were based on a life of a real boxer but yet Stallone didn’t give him any credit? Could it be that this man was the influence for making the 1,435 Rambo films? Sadly the dog killing / cop killing / child terrorising animal never lived to tell the tale, or at least claim some of the royalties…. in the meantime please be distracted by some mindless Rambo killing…
Where would you get a job that would involve you getting paid £700 an HOUR – tax free? To say you have to work at a marriage is completely different (i would imagine) to actually working FOR a marriage. This is what Heather Mills claims, she was his personal manager, confident, de stressed Paul McCartney and helped him get over the grief of losing his ex-wife. Surely that might be your job though? Supporting your husband in everything that he does ? As he would for you?
It’s not even the gold digger aspect that annoys me about all this, it’s the great lengths that she has gone to rally and get the public behind her. She turned up at every press opportunity to bad-mouth Sir Paul to anyone who would listen and then when it seemed the Brittish public hadn’t taken the bait and turned on her and said enough is enough, she runs to the US to drag him through the dirt across the big pond.
“I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid,” the judge in the divorce, Mr Justice Bennett, ruled. “Overall, she was a less than impressive witness.”
- Mr Justice Bennett
Overall, to me, she is a less than impressive human being.
Today is a very happy day for me, well yesterday was too but it’s the first opportunity I’ve had to blog about it. Ben is now officially an Uncle! (I know I know – Uncle Ben, makes great rice etc)
My sister who live in Edinburgh, Scotland yesterday gave birth to a lovely, healthy baby boy. Callum Jack Fitzgerald will no doubt be spoiled rotten and I can’t wait to get to hold / poke / prod him when I get over to see him!
Knowing that it’s only March but this simply put is my film of the year (so far!). It’s one of those films you will go to the cinema to watch, buy the dvd and spend a lot of time annoying everyone quoting at any given opportunity. Not quite sure if it’s anchorman level but it’s up there.
Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell play two hitmen hiding out in Bruges awaiting further instructions from their employer (Ralph Fiennes). The storyline is simple but well put together with a lot of funny dialog happening on irrelevant tangent storylines.
Colin Farrell is brilliantly suited to these kind of films, he seems just to be playing a more natural character and doesn’t seem forced in a Hollywood kinda way. He suits this role very well and is more impressive than his role in Intermission.
Gleeson is equally a lovable rogue and his acting is top rate. You will laugh out loud at this one, sometimes at things deep down you wouldn’t find yourself laughing at all but it’s all brilliantly scripted and worked in cleverly.
A must see, a must buy and a must keeper.
“If i’d grown up on a farm and was retarded Bruges might impress me, but i didn’t, so i don’t…”
A film like The Bucket List doesn’t come around very often. It’s a diamond amongst a lot of average coals. I only regret not seeing it in the cinema, if you consider how many truly brutal films i have seen lately.
The film see’s two of the greatest actors in my opinion play equally heart warming characters who escape a cancer ward in their last few months to complete a list of to-do’s. Two different men with two different lifestyles and the only thing in common is both of them are terminally ill. Jack Nicolson plays an eccentric millionaire who funds the couple trip around the world as they cross off the items on their bucket list (list of things they want to do before they kick the bucket eh)
It’s a beautifully made film and with flashes of humorous brilliance. Sean Hayes (Will & Grace) plays a great supporting role. I can’t stress enough how everyone should watch this film. A film that once you stop watching leaves you warm inside.
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