Check out the youtube page and the related videos. This guy has whipped a loada films down to 5 seconds.
Monthly Archive for March, 2008
This could either be a scene from your worst nightmare OR a wet dream!
Highway 401 in Mississaugua (Canada, I believe) was closed on May 11, 2005 after an accident that spilled 2,184 cases of Grolsch beer. A woman driving a car, swerved out of her lane and into the path of a Molson beer truck, causing the truck to roll over and the car to flip. One officer described the scene as “a sea of beer”. The woman’s life was most likely saved by her seatbelt and airbag. The beer was a gonner.
Turns out there is a dispute over where the spillage occured with the site receiving a lot of mail stating the spill took place in the Netherlands. Either way which ever way you look at it , it’s a complete . . .
FAIL
Unless you’re this guy. .
Whats hailed as a huge success last year in Australia is taking place on a worldwide scale this year.
Earth Hour is an international event that asks households and businesses to turn off their lights and non-essential electrical appliances for one hour on the evening of 29 March at 8PM local time until 9PM to promote electricity conservation and thus lower carbon emissions.
Google have turned out the lights, will you
I <3 Soggy i eh Mean Jazz Biscuit! Keeping us up to date with current affairs in 1988
One For The Road has found truely crazy and exciting things to do with blow.
Anthony’s visual find of what Meat Loaf would do for love had me in stitches.
If you ever find yourself in NYC and cross legged pining for a public. Your wait is over (here in Dublin we just piss on the streets)
Fans of Monty Python , Lego and youtube will get a kick out of this surely.
It’s funny what passes as a childrens public playground these days.
The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons. I’ve got hugs for you if you were born in the eiggghteeess the eighties!
I don’t talk about the Bertie on this site. But this is worth a giggle or two. Nice find.
It is with great shame and my head hanging low that I introduce you to the lower back tattoo for kids. Yes kids. Available from a vending machine in Toys R’ US for 50 cents you can have your young darling looking like a darling uber 90’s blue movie star.
Lower back tattoos are 50 cents each, tucked in between the Hannah Montana stickers and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse stickers. You can choose a butterfly, roses, a fairy, or other tasteful designs.
‘Tasteful’ eh
I know one thing we should be encouraging young children to do is drink alcohol, smoke, get tattoo’s and then give out when they actually go and do it. Go figure.
Tramp Stamp
Probably the most expensive lawn mower on the face of the earth. Probably.
So you’ve read the few books, chatted with your friends over opinions about style of writing etc. You’ve even tried to write to get in touch with the writer. What would be the next step? Now bear in mind it’s 1944 and there’s a World War taking place. Yup, the most extreme case of celebrity stalking, well not quite stalking when you kill them is it? IS IT?
A German fighter ace has just learned that one of his 28 wartime ‘kills’ was his favourite author.
Messerschmidt pilot Horst Rippert, 88, said he would have held his fire if he had known the man flying the Lightning fighter was renowned French novelist Antoine de Saint-Exupery
FAIL.
Understandably it’s kill or be killed but the guy feels so sorry that in looking back if he had of known it was one of his favourite authors he would gladly not have fired on the enemies plane. Maybe its a bit of an odd streak in me but soon as that war time / rules of engagement bell goes im bleming everyone in sight!
“I am shocked and sorry,” the ex-Luftwaffe pilot said yesterday. “Who knows what other great books he would have gone on to write?”
Eh would you give a tuppony shit? You’d be brown bread my friend! Simple as!
Begs the question what authors / artists would you pray to be able to shoot / bomb / slice n dice?
My top 5 would be:-
- J. R. R. Tolkien – Lord of the Rings. Too much walking involved.
- Paul Williams – Sunday World Crime Journalist – Smug smug smug.
- Peig Sayers – Look at you on your ‘mwaiicikle’ – Old Biddy
Ok ok i know its only 3 but i don’t read a lot. . . .
Wishing everyone a chocolate filled Easter Sunday. A time to reflect and maybe do something you wouldn’t normally do.
I’m going to go out to to let the fresh biting wind of Howth snap at me for an hour or two. Then i’m going to enjoy the Lindt Easter Bunny my sister kindly gave me.
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