So you thought you’ve had bad Monday mornings huh? You wake up restless and unsteady on your feet, you clamber into the work area to meet a couple of your work buddies beside the water cooler, ya tell them some crazy dream you had about a bomb in the office and just as you go to talk about how the food’s been well dodge in the canteen this week your interupted by the general alarm sounding and people running around like lemmings on ecstasy!!
A reality if your the 23 year old lady working on the North Sea Oil Rig!
..the scare started when a woman employee on the rig was overheard recalling a dream she had had about a bomb on the platform.
… the alarm was raised at about 9.15am when a member of crew on board the Safe Scandinavia, a flotel stationed next to a rig 190 miles north-east of Aberdeen, said there could be a suspicious device on board.
Within minutes emergency procedures swung into action and the block was evacuated, with about 500 people crossing the gantry linking it to the oil rig. A search of the platform began and army bomb squad officers were put on standby.
If ever there was a time when you just wanna start looking up loadzajobs.ie, this is it. The girl was taken to court over causing the panic and was pretty much the talk of the back of the jacks door later that week!
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So instead of typing up that college report or updating that expenditure spreadsheet for work you went on the sozzle or you were too busy glued to the Omnibus of Corrie, hey different strokes for different peeps…
This site gets you to upload your file and it mucks around with it and spits out a corrupted file that’s almost right which leaves you enough play to turn red and sweat a bit on cue and claim ‘it’s the compuuuuters fault..’
Welcome to File Destructor 2.0
Want to play games on your Playstation but got a deadline for an exam or report that didn’t match your gaming ambitions?
Then you have come to the right place.
Send trashed files and blame your faulty computer, instead of confessing that you are a lazy bum who just wants to play videogames.
And if it’s work related ya never know, you could well get an upgrade on that piece of shit laptop they gave you! Bonus! Everyone’s happy right!? Well if the user comments are to go by;
“I think that this is only the beginning of a totally new way of looking at one’s work-load, I have just started to use phrases like: I will be working from my home tomorrow but you will be able to reach me by fax. Or: I’m out on business but will be calling in to the office regularly to check if there is anything urgent.” David Digby, New York. (April 17, 2006)
(HairyFish is not responsible when you fail at college and / or get fired)
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Published on
February 21, 2008 in
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Back more or less in the land of the living! I don’t get sick that often, but when I do i tend to get it full throttle, blood coming from places it shouldn’t and muchos moaning and whinging! Two things are essential when recovering:
1) The love / patience of a good woman! (or man).
2) Good drugs.
What does suck is now that i’m back to business and some level of healthy being, albeit with a much deeper huskier voice, I return back to work and people are beginning to sniffle cough and vomit! Just in time for me to get the damn thing again!! GRRRR Time to use some of Annual Leave i have i think!
In the meantimes i Google Reader is winking at me with 800+ blog posts i have to catch up on and the ‘Read All’ button is waving at me too…
A slow week due to the onset of the bubonic plague, but on the upside it seems to be shifting and it is a Friday so there should be much rejoicing, and linkage too!
Alexia had her blog hacked and is now getting up and running. Drop by n show her some love. May she quickly return with the redlinks!
K8 shows us how to carry out Stigmata according to the holy book that she robbed from a public library, come on tell the truth!
Damien has deemed today ‘Annoy Busy People Friday‘. So i emailed him 47 times. No reply. Bastard.
We all know Rick is full of shite, but now it’s all about piss. 
I once fumbled and cracked an oboe worth a fair few bob. Nothing compares to a fucking idiot musician who trips walking off stage and lands on and destroys his priceless Stradivarius Violin.
CRAZY idea dot com forward slash that will NEVER take off! Women who wear Burkas can now bluetooth a predefined picture to anyone within radius. For the more speed dating kinda muslim gal
For the week that was in it. Valentines day and Honesty just don’t go together.
A compilation of classic photo’s taken throughout time that have moulded society across the world, and erm some bad bad fakes too…
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I’m still a bit behind time wise so let me wish ya’ll a belated Valentines Day! Hope it wasn’t too much of a struggle to get to the door for all the cards and balloons and string quartets!
Published on
February 13, 2008 in
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I have been struck down with what’s been commonly referred to as man flu. I ache all over and I’ve gotten to the stage where i don’t even bother wiping my marathon running nose. It hurts when i cough and it hurts when i don’t.
Normal service will resume shortly…
It’s amazing what people these days will do with their pets that would be deemed as ‘normal’ or, pushing the boat out, art. Would you for instance consider strapping a digital camera around your cat’s neck and send him out in the wilds to capture some photo’s or would you get of your lazy arse and just take the photo’s yourself?
Me too. But i haven’t got a cat. But this girl has and she’s doing just that! Fritz is the star of the show here and well, eh to be honest the results are shit.
If stills weren’t enough, there’s the clip of the cat in action. It just goes to show you that all you need to be on the internet is a bit original and that bored…
EDIT: On further inspection, people actually have live fucking feeds up of their cats! It’s an epidemic…
If your interested that is..
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The Hallmark holiday they call it. I’m undecided on Valentines day as a whole. I’ll be honest, i’ve had some pretty ROUGH luck on the 14th of February the past couple of years so don’t rate it with hmm lets say halloween. But society says i should be all romantic so i try my best.
So flowers? Violin Quartet? Oversized Musical Card? Large Fluffy Toy?
See your damned if you do and pretty much damned and burned if you don’t!
Some things you may not have known about the “holiday” that is St Valentines and by association:
- The first Valentine gift was sent by Duke of Orleans to his wife, after he was captured in 1415. (The bollocks – Ben
- Around 3% of pet owners prefer to give Valentine gifts to their pets, as they are more grateful than humans!
- The red rose was the favorite flower of Venus, the Roman goddess of love. The color red stands for strong romantic feelings making the red rose the flower of love.
- In the Middle Ages young men and women drew the names from a bowl to see who would be their Valentine. They would wear this name pinned on their sleeves for one week. This was done so that it becomes easy for other people to know your true feelings. This was known as “to wear your heart on your sleeve”. (Also how swinging was born – Ben)
Gone is the day when a kiss and a cuddle used to cut the mustard and you’d write a card with your left hand so they wouldn’t recognise the handwriting! I’m still at 6’s and 7’s over to what extent i’m going to take Valentines day and still undecided on what to get Mrs. Ben but if i don’t post anything on Friday, safe to assume i’m either dead or well probably dead.
For the Girls
Tips on pressies over on beaut.ie
Kama Sutra Dice
La Senza
Flowers
For the Boys
Beer
rough n’ tumble
Sorted.
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