Wrong on so many levels but it made me laugh, and it is a Friday!

So this week I’m carrying out my civic duty and pulled Jury Duty - hip hip hooray! You’d think, jobs oxo, time off work etc but maybe it’s my nervous nature but the whole system just gives me the jitters.You spend your natural life going out of your way to avoid trouble / scumbags and direct contact with the worst society has to produce just to find yourself in a room with someone with the prospect of a stint in prison, their whole family behind them in a court room and your feeling the ultimate snitch!

What amazed me was the polite conversation with the other fellow jurors before and during selection.

“Oh i hope it’s something good, like a murder…”

WHAT! Are you people CRAZY! Others complained when they were picked and then were challenged by the prosecution or the D.P.P. for whatever reason! A load of Angela Landsbury types with their Mills and Boom books thinking they’re in the next episode of Poirot.

I went under the radar of the justice system today but have to trundle back into town every day till Thursday which is a pain in the ass - completely!
Here’s hoping I don’t get picked by the long finger of the law…

The style of the decade huh! Yer wan is still a stunner!

This photo came from a collection of over 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960’s thru the early 1970’s. I bought the entire collection for $10.

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Cause everyone knows your kid will be more willing to shove a thermometer up their arse once they know it’s their favourite cartoon character!

Plays “SpongeBob SquarePants Theme” at the end of temperature taking

Fast, 9 seconds temperature read-out

Read-out in either Fahrenheit or Celsius

So it starts humming ’sponge bob square pants’ while inserted…anyways..

But then again there’s some strange marketing going on in the sex toy industry too :-\

Use your imagintations on this one kids
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This popped up as a follow on from another post i had made and I’ve been telling people (anyone who will listen to me) to go watch it! With over 11 million views on youtube it’s a must watch!

What claims to be ‘The World’s Greatest Music Collection’ has been sold on ebay for what is reported as US $3,002,150.00! But looking at the bids from people it seems that the difference in the bids was a mere 50 dollars, but why oh why would some fucking eejit person who is willing to pay that much money for a few cd’s not outbid someone by , hmm say a million?

1. $3million is a ridiculously low price to start with. The owner of the collection has turned down offers for far more over the years, including an offer of $28million nine years ago. It’s being sold this way now because his life circumstances have changed.

What muppet would actually turn down 28 million dollars for cd’s and records that he will never probably re-use ever and what personal “circumstances” would then dictate you have to sell them for 25 Million less? I rekcon his old lady got wind of why he spent so long down the basment and wanted a piece of the action. This ladies and gent’s again is why Music is the root of all evil!

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Twenty Major’s impending moment of publishedness is now upon us he has given us a sneak peak! Worth a read and all the best of luck with it! You cunt!

Jazz Biscuit usually say things, and i wish i had said them. Then i realise i was thinking it and wonder how they got inside my head but then i realise they were there all along! In short they would say it better! Visit them! Added to my reader and breakfast blog roll.

This time next week I will nervous about the impending Irish Blog Awards! Clock is ticking down and I’m looking forward to meeting everyone (Go K8 and Roy!)

My thoughts on Cathal O’Searcaigh were expertly put to paper by Bock. Angry. But not as angry as I am about the shit storm about a bit of ass that is Katy French.

Roy from Irish Taxi is famous! We always knew it but now, the greater Dublin population know. Or just the bowsies who listen to Spin1038

The Fail Blog does exactly what it says on the tin. ‘oooh that’s a fail…’

Men should have facial hair and spit. That’s how men should be . Grr.

‘Stuff White People Like‘ is a blog about, well eh, stuff white people like. My favourite is #67 ‘Standing Still at Concerts’

So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.

So you’ve your SSIA sitting there and you still haven’t quite decided what to do with it. A holiday would be a waste and you don’t drive so a car is out. The kitchen is looking like you need a rehaul but wait wait wait…Why not buy three rusty nails that are allegedly the ones that were driven into Jesus’s hands at the crucifixion…

CLOUS AYANT SERVIS A CRUCIFIER LE CHRIST

And all for 10,000 EURO I’m really in the wrong game. I have plenty shit lying at home I should be moving on Ebay…

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Would probably top the age old favourite of the blowing up a condom over your head ANY day of the week and twice on Sunday!

2,900 calories
182 g fat 240 g carbs

Even if you split this “starter” with three friends, you’ll have downed a dinner’s worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a dessert and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier.

I don’t care that they’re the devils work, they look gorgeous…

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