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It’s official! (it’s on the internet isn’t it?) February is the month of the moustache! Infact it’s the month that worships hair!

February is more than a diminutive month of love and deliberate race relations awareness. It is a month of hair.

The phenomenon is sweeping the globe. The idea is simple: grow your beard throughout February, then shave back to a glorious mustache for a gala beer party at the end of the month.

Right so there’s beer involved eh? I’m on board!

Well eh, I once grew a bit of fuzz on my face and it itched the shit out of me so for the better part I think i may sit this one out. Also i’m fair haired so it would only look like i was trying to grow a knacker tash! (my excuse so im sticking to it!)

The rules are simple, but you’re ordered to pay them strict heed! His and hers too! The more obvious one being…

3. Don’t shave.

February 1st begins your shaving exile. Enjoy the varying phases of facial hair growth. Marvel your coworkers. Take pride in the cheeky bald spots.

The F.A.Q’s are eh not the best but what questions would you need, the game is simple dammit!

I can’t really grow a very good mustache. Should I participate?

Yes! Of course! No one thinks they can grow a very good mustache … until they try. You’ll fall in love with your upper lip. And the ladies will swoon. It’s a proven scientific fact.

I thought only porn stars had mustaches … ?

You really suck at asking questions. And you clearly don’t get it. Move along!

Are you serious?

Are you?

So start your engines, have a nice moustache right in time for the blog awards!

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