Monthly Archive for December, 2007

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Cooking with Booze!

Not quite sure what to squeeze into the stocking of your uncle with alcoholic tendancies? Got ya covered!

CookingwithBooze.org is the web version of the book! Chinese Beer Chicken was the best of the bad bunch for me as im a fussy fucker when it comes to eating anything!

Mix half the garlic, the soy sauce, cornflour and a dash of beer and marinate the chicken in it for at least a couple of hours. Cook the rest of the garlic, the spring onion and the ginger in a little oil until they begin to soften, then add the chicken to stir-fry. When it begins to cook, add some more soy sauce and the sugar, and when that’s evaporated, pour over the beer. When that’s evaporated too, you’re done. Serve with rice.

hmm just seems that this guy just fuckin poured beer over a perfectly good meal to start with!

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What not to wear while getting your mug-shot taken!

Some great images over on the smoking-gun from people who well to be honest were too stupid to get caught but kept their sense of humour!

the marvelous t-shirts worn by arrestees when they posed for the recent mug shots you’ll find on the following pages. Our favorites are the “I’m A Keeper” shirts worn by perps from Florida

Another personal favourite of mine was…


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Skanger me banger

Came across this a while ago on Bebo and shat myself!

“Eh i organise eh professional like illegal street car racing…”

a must watch…

Sarah McLachlan -River

This is about as christmassy as I’m gonna get tonight, a great song , not quite the same as the original BUT a close second…if you have a minute hit play and get into the mood you festive focks!

The Kite Runner 2007

Courtesy of pigsback.com i went to the UCI to catch this movie. As per your usual freebie it was enjoyable but again i just found it be very much like all the political action thriller films about, particularly like Rendition.

It spends a lot of time getting into the movie and the trailer is a bit mis-leading, most of the story line takes place in the flashback. It just seems to follow the present day Iraq / Terrorist mould that’s doin the rounds these days!

Some great acting and the young guys that play the lead are very good and their friendship is heartwarming if anything!

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More movies at Hairyfish.org

Tommy Tiernan

As a surprise for my birthday we headed into see Tommy Tiernan in Vicar Street last night which was i was looking forward to. Now i had filled myself with booze the previous night so i was very much under the weather but had started to feel more alive once we hit Vicar Street.
The support act was Tommy’s cousin Elanor Tiernan and as female comedians go she was very good, very dry but got the crowd nicely warmed up!

Then for the main man himself, he was his usual explosive self on stage and everyone in the place knew we were set for a high-octane Tommy performance! Previously in the press Tommy’s show had been criticised heavily for some of the material he had used, namely he had a lot of gags aimed at Down Syndrome kids and all well and good i had gone with an open mind but from the outset Tommy explained to the crowd about the contraversy that the show has attracted and to a rapturous applaus he said he would be keeping the material in. In the end when it came around to the gags i could understand why people were getting a bit nose out of joint with it, i will agree there were parts that were funny but after about ten minutes it was like watching a car crash.

What followed after was good material, a bit blue sometimes but a great laugh none the less, i would equal some of the weird stuff as having your dad joke about having sex to you and your mates, a tad bit embarassing but sure you better laugh or your a prude! His set didn’t last long, at max an hour and a half, no encore and we were booted out a little after 11pm. Wouldn’t be in a rush to buy the DVD i have to say!

Baby Wee Wee

I nearly wet myself…

Blogs in Plain English

A dummies guide if you will…

Man chugs 2 litres of Vodka rather than surrender it at Airport Security!

Someone should look at this guys family tree, i’d put money on this guy being partially if not a closet paddy! We’ve all know the story about having to down your 5 euro bottle of water before you get to go through security at Dublin Airport but this guy takes the mick…

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt. New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo. Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

I suppose it could happen to anyone…

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Porn for Girls – BY Girls!

What women REALY want! This site hits the nail right on the head and is closer to the mark than it gives credit for!

Watch extreme close-ups of floorboads and skirting being stripped by your boyfriend while you lie on the sofa drinking hot chocolate.

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