Oddly enough when i looked at the link i thought it read marryYourdaghter.com but with failing sight due to muchos guinness and lack of sleep last night i trundled on in…
So let’s get this clear, little suzie is a bit of a tear away and can’t be controlled so your responsible role as a parent is eh bang her up on a website with a fee around her neck and hope that some rich weirdo happened along the site that day…truely freaky!
Kristin J. Age: 16, Location: South
Bride Price: $49,995Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.
Kristen sounds lovely…and for a tad under 50k (bear in mind the great exchange rate at the moment!) she’s a steal, a real steal!
The F.A.Q. section makes for some good reading too…
Q: WHY IS YOUR SERVICE LIMITED TO MEN FROM AMERICA? A: We need to be able to follow up on the satisfaction of our customers, which is too difficult to do in foreign countries
gosh darnit there goes that nice exchange rate!! Do people seriously do this? I mean what ever happened to going onto a msn chat site and grooming a perfectly normal 16 year old girl and abducting her? oh yeah the parents don’t get the commission…
Once in a while you come across a movie and think – WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS EVEN A MOVIE! I mean certain ideas should never have left the aul brain storming room…
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard atsuppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s mostactive participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boystepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. Astranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vaginawhen she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend heranatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power ofbeing a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Vagina dentata myth?
A quick look at the main site and you’d know that this film is just wrong. Oddly enough i found this tripe through the apple site…
fuck it i might aswel throw in a trailer for it aswell…
Now that blogging is taking up most of my dead-time online i haven’t really bothered updating my bebo page as often as i would hoped and other bits and pieces have taken up my time and such and so on and so forth…
Now i remember registering on Facebook before so when a Request for a friend came in on the email i thought i’d give it a quick tumble again just to see what all the fuss was again. It seems to be popular and on the increase with members and quickly being on a par with bebo. But i don’t want to be on two social networking sites just for the sake of it? I have 2 friends on it and i toddled along to check out their pages and i have to say i find Bebo much much much more user friendly, the widget style blocks in FB seem to be well cluttered and not spaced and they seem to blend into each other a bit too much. At the risk of sounding like an old codger, it made my head hurt!
Do i need it? Will it make my life better? Probably not but neither will half the shit i use online!
Also i know i have only used it for the bones of an hour this morning but i wasn’t cool with not being able to hide my email address to the masses, i saw the only show to friends bit but even then i wasn’t cool with it! GRRR
The day has passed , the turkey lyes dried out and decaying in the fridge until you can pawn it off to the next visitor. Your liver is aching and stomach forming ulcers from the mass intake of celebrations and tins of roses. The presents you’ve received have either run out of batteries or their novelty (or both) and you are eying up storing it away and you know who you’ll give it to next year for their christmas present or birthday!
I did well this year! Well presents wise i did! The main presents i got woulda been the stylish Nokia N70 phone and tickets to Neil Delamare. Other than that i completely over indulged on booze and have felt shit since about the 23rd!
Thankful for the break however and was nice to catch up with people and family and such! Did i get the christmas buzz? Nah i don’t think so but i expected that, all new years is tends to be is a hyped up night out so won’t be looking forward to that too much! Reminds me i must start putting together my new years resolutions…
This new Christal ballpoint pen I got is wonderful. The best part of this compact and versatile text processor system is that it works wireless. True wireless. No need to look for a wall mount, no playing around with converter-plugs when you’re in a different country with different power and phone plugs. Even better, it is so perfectly wireless that you don’t have to search for a WiFi hotspot. And the versatility is hard to beat. With Word or OpenOffice you need extra plug-ins to do foreign character-sets or spreadsheet functions and graphics are awkward. Not with this text processor. It handles any character-set natively, no fiddling with pesky menus when you want to add a Hebrew or Hindu quote into your Katakana essay. And it does vector graphics natively as well. As wonderful as it all is it’s a tool with some flaws. Like the spell checker and thesaurus. Try as I might I couldn’t get those installed. Some other features like word-count and paragraph reformatting are absent. And others, like text-justification are not entirely user-friendly, you can get but it takes a lot of training. On the other hand it makes perfect backups as you go. All in all a wonderful instrument, and when they get those flaws worked out in the next release it’s a world beating text processor.
Hairyfish is a compilation of the worst and best on the web. It is sometimes personal, sometimes funny, but never late.
If you enjoy slacks as much as i do, feel free to leave a comment. Ben
Recent Comments